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Saturday, December 31, 2011

So This is The New Year...

And that wasn't a boring title. It was a reference to a great song by a great band named after yet another great song by yet another great band. I will link to that song at the end of this post.

I don't have any resolutions. At least, not yet. I like the idea of New Year's Resolutions because it's a tradition and a healthy one at that. And I like traditions. Not necessarily tradition, but traditions. I might work on getting some resolutions together, but probably not. :) It's like what I told Ash. Usually when I try to adopt that kind of attitude, it turns out like this:



In hindsight, it's been a pretty excellent year. I've grown a lot. Maybe not physically, but in other ways. Yeah, unfortunately, I haven't grown any taller in like a year or two. I'm not complaining, because I'm 5'10, but I doubt I'll ever achieve my dream of hitting six feet. Unless I get that surgery where they replace all the bones in my legs with bones from the legs of a horse like from Pushing Daisies. Damn, that was a great show. I don't know why they ever cancelled it.

A lot of stuff has happened. I changed so much. When I was in third grade, my image of myself in high school involved skateboarding, wearing sunglasses all the time, being a spy part-time, playing basketball and baseball on the Varsity team, and dating a girl who looked like my current celebrity crush at the time...Lizzie McGuire. I'd honestly just love to go back in time and announce to my past-self that, well, I'm in high school, and I've joined the musical, the school's literary magazine, have NEVER been skateboarding, listen to classical music, and have a poster of Albert Einstein in my room. Then I'd like to punch him in the face, for being such an annoying little fuck face.

I got my first ever pair of Converse All-Stars today. I know people say whoever wears them anymore is just a wannabe, but I just think they're awesome shoes. My feet have never felt so classy.

I'm sleeping in a tent tonight in my backyard. It was just a sort of impulsive thing, but it worked out, because I'll be able to listen to the fireworks while I'm drifting off to sleep.

Do any of you use DeviantArt? I wanna get one, so it would help if there were some people already on it who I knew who could help me get settled. Just like moving! Ha ha. I just made what's called an analogy.

I think that's about all I have to say. Expect a guest post soon from Kat, who wrote the last fantastic guest post that blew all your minds.

Oh wait! One more thing! Have all of you still been reading The Toble Chronicles and promoting it to your friends? If it doesn't start making some ground, it's going to shrivel up and die like Nicolas Cage's acting career. I poured two grand into this. So SHARE IT ON FACEBOOK. Or TWEET IT. Whatever the hell you people do nowadays. But I would be ever so grateful. And I would definitely make an effort to return the favor somehow. I'll do whatever you want. Wink. Wink. Wink. Whatever. You. Want. Wink. Nudge. Wink. Wink.

(I'll have sex with you.)

So I guess, Happy New Years Eve, huh? Looking forward to another great year. Just hoping the world doesn't end, huh? Heh heh. (Nervous laughter.)

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE!!!!



Here's that great song I was talking about, by the BTW.

Au revoir!

-Christopher

5 comments:

Eeshie said...

Literary magazine! FUCK YES.

Meh. I can't stand New Years Resolutions, as I expressed to Ash on his blog...

CyanideAndHappiness<3 Damn, I haven't been on that site for a while. STUPID SCHOOL.

Stop complaining about not being six feet. Some of us are still a measly 5'3". Would you like being that short? Yeah, didn't think so buddy.

HAHA. LIZZIE MCGUIRE.

School musical? Really? Wow. Did you act/sing/dance/write? All four simultaneously?

Dude. Come to New York City, where everyone worships Converse and has like four pairs of All-Stars in their closet.

TENTS! That's purdy cool.

Happpppppppppppppy New Years!

-Sam. said...

New Year's Resolution: Live life as I've been living it.

-and get on honor roll.
-and finally buy that Rickenbacker Bass
-And try not to kill my Tortoise
-and...

Try not to die, myself, in 2012?

(I still write 2010 when asked the date,)
-Sam.

Kay said...

I hope your new years was as classy as your footwear.

And I'm glad you found my blog again! Or am I...?

Cosette said...

La la la la la it's a new year and I've already made a genocide joke.
...
New Year's resolutions:
-build army of attractive men
-motivate attractive men
-rule world
...
You're awesome. Rediscover my blog!
misstapir.blogspot.com

L. said...

I know it's a bit late and all, it being almost February, but your blog doesn't show up in my feed, which annoys me. But now I'll just do everything by hand so I can keep up with you. Because I luf you and you make me laugh.

Happy late New Year!

Okay, don't complain about being 5'10". I'm 5'1". I stopped growing in sixth grade. I'm practically a midget. The only time I feel tall is when I get shoulder rides from one of my guy friends. Then I'm like 6'7". And it's awesome.

As for resolutions, I have 17. I figure, it's my 17th year on the planet, I can do 17 things for a year. Most of them are simple. Like learn how to drive. Read more worth while books. Stop swearing as much. Yeah, that last one won't happen. Oh well.

And I totally know what you mean with the whole 'Little me wouldn't like the high school me'. Little me though high school me would be popular and know everything and have a boyfriend. Well, little me. I'm not popular, I don't know squat, and having a boyfriend is a really good joke. A knee slapper, even. Me with a boyfriend. That'll happen when the fat lady sings.

Oh, and I get the song reference in your title. That is one of my favorite songs from them.

Love and kisses,
J