A Brief But Enjoyable Guest Post by L., of [I Am Unimaginative]

A link to L.'s blog can be found right here.

Have you ever had those moments in your life where you suddenly realize you've said the wrong thing and you wish with all of your heart that you could take it back but you can't because you don't have a time machine and even if you did you wouldn't know how to use it because time machines are from years in the future and we have absolutely NO IDEA how to use the blasted things anyway if we even did have them and then you realize that what you just said may or may not have changed the course of your life and you get very disturbed by this notion and then you go and eat a bagel or a carton of ice cream and you watch some television or read a book and forget all about what you said until it comes back in twenty or so years while you are at work when you suddenly realize that one of your coworkers went to your high school and was the person you said that thing that you wish you could have taken back but couldn't because you didn't have a time machine and even if you did you wouldn't have known how to work the blasted thing anyway because the stupid thing was too advanced for our time and then while you were off online searching for a time machine construction manual you had a terrifying thought that what you said but didn't mean to say could have potentially just changed your life entirely and you get so scared that you stop looking for a time machine and delete your Internet history so you can never look back and then you go eat a bagel or a carton of ice cream and watch some comedy show on television or read that book you've been meaning to and forget what you said until that very moment twenty or so years later when you are standing in front of the coworker whom you knew in high school and was the recipient of that horrible thing that you said but didn't mean to say that has somehow come back to haunt you?

Ever had one of those moments?

Yeah, neither have I.